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Google speaks “Elmer Fudd” April 16, 2008

Posted by viscowitz in culture, humor.
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There once was a graphic designer, let’s call him Ian, that went to work one day. That day started out like any other, except that day happened to be April Fools’ Day.

One of Ian’s fellow graphic designers, let’s call her Yvette, thoroughly enjoys good fun at Ian’s expense. On this day she changed his language preference in Google from English to Elmer Fudd. Ian was so amused by Yvette’s gag that he has yet to revert his preferred language back to English.

Short story even shorter, I have a theory that life in general would be improved with a little Dr. Seuss injected into everyday life. While Elmer Fudd’s speech impediment speech sound disorder is no substitute for the Doctor himself, it’s close enough for me.

The Buck really does stop here March 14, 2008

Posted by viscowitz in humor, sports.
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The story On a scale of 1 to Gus Johnson has been confirmed by two separate people. They both know one of the people in the picture at the bottom of the Kissing Suzy Kolber blog post Joe Buck Gets Drunk In Vegas, Declares Vasectomy and Wearing Of Jock Strap.

My favorite line from the story:

At one point we are having a conversation about the club and how cool it was and Joe [Buck] interrupts us and loudly exclaims:”I HAD A VASECTOMY ON FRIDAY AND I AM WEARING A JOCK RIGHT NOW”.

All of our jaws drop — it was completely bizarre. My friend Jenny replies “well I guess the buck really does stop here, huh?” Joe had no response.